I'M MATERIALISTIC AGAIN
WELL
I WOULD GLADLY GIVE UP A KIDNEY FOR THIS
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EVEN IF I DEVELOP JAUNDICE AND KIDNEY FAILURE I'LL HAVE 148 BLACK DIAMONDS AND A ROSE GOLD BEZEL.
MERRY MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS, EUNOSLICE
SPEAKING OF KIDNEYS
"I HEARD KOBE BRYANT HAD KIDNEY STONES BUT REFUSED TO PASS THEM." -- READER OF LA TIMES
I HAVE RESPECT FOR KOBE AS HE IS STILL NOT A TEAM PLAYER YET HAS FOUND A WAY TO WIN GAMES. IT'S LIKE KILLING ARMED SOLDIERS WITH YOUR ELBOWS-- IT'S GOTTA STOP SOME TIME. BUT GOOD JOB, LAKERS. YOU NOW CONTEND WITH THE CLIPPERS.
ELTON BRAND IS PLAYING LIKE HE MEANS IT. AND HE MEANS IT. 35-14 THE DAY HE CAME BACK YOU KNOW HE'S DEAD SERIOUS.
19-7 LAST NIGHT BUT WE'LL LET IT SLIDE. HE IS EASILY UP THERE IN THE POWER FORWARD ELITE--> K.G. SHOULD BE DROPPED, HE'S NOT PUTTING UP NUMBERS. SHAWN MARION IS DOING QUITE WELL ALSO.
HOW ABOUT THAT BIG UGLY WHITE MONSTER? CHRIS KAMAN HAS BEEN AVERAGING CLOSE TO 15 REBOUNDS IN THE PAST 5 GAMES. CAN YOU BLAME HIM? IT'S EASIER TO BOX OUT WHEN YOU PULL THE BOLTS OUT OF YOUR NECK.
KOBE IS NOW ROUTINELY PUTTING UP 35+.
HE CAN HUG HIS SCORING TITLE HARDER THAN SHAQ WILL HUG HIS 4TH FINALS MVP AWARD. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT.
L.A. HAS BASKETBALL FEVER AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE CHUMPS FROM USC. 66-17, HUMILIATED. 66-45, REVENGE IS SWEET. REVENGE ALSO HAS THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE DEVIL'S NUMBER.
BEING RANKED 6 + 6 + 6 = #18 WOULD DO THAT TO YOU.
BUT LOSING THE ROSE BOWL MIGHT DO THAT TO YOU.
I SEE A CURSE. REGGIE BUSH BEING CONVICTED OF MURDER WHILE JOHNNY COCHRAN TURNS IN HIS GRAVE.
OK THAT WAS INCOHERENT BUT TOO BAD. IT FEELS GOOD WRITING IN CAPS. I'M GOING TO GO TO BED NOW. G'NIGHT. | 